“with vodka, youd like borscht”
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Me: Do you have a problem?
Me: Air it out. *makes face*
Mom: You look like a squished vagina when you make that face. *walks away laughing*
Me: *sits down to blog that shit*
Mom: *from kitchen* BLOG THAT BEEYOTCH.
Dear Adele, why don't you just set fire to my...
Rage comics, ‘when’ moments, memes, gifs- this blog has it all!
i love how i find this song the last day of break
First day in Valladolid! Everything so far has been amazing and the ppl I’ve met are crazy :)
fuck doerfler. i study for 12 hours and get a C- on ur fucking stupid ass test. im now putting no work into constructing whatsoever for the rest of the year. thanks for fucking up my chances of getting into the college i want to, douchebag
Anonymous asked: how do you have four first names??
gotta love pokemon music →
my house has no heat and now im super cold and have a killer headache and i just wanna be with you <3
apparently my tumblr and my twitter are linked….. i never remember doing that :-/
topless tuesday photo or not? hmmmmm
raven was complaining that i wasnt in her dash. BOO O_O
afuriouspancake asked: are you, or are you not, a panda, sir?
B.o.B releasing a new album may 1. some people don’t like his “new” music. it’s just music. its not his fault he doesnt wanna be a boring artist releasing the same shit over and over again.
that glee episode almost made me cry. i called that karofsky was gay ever since he was beating up hurt. still, the hospital scene was really moving :’)
i hate that constructing basically combines my worst two subjects in school and makes it a mandatory AP level class. math and science and language are all hunky dory. but give me a history textbook and i want to kill abraham lincoln. again. i really dislike history -_-
Girls Vs. Guys
whyamisorandom: When girls are lesbian or bisexual, no one cares. When guys are gay or bisexual, everyone makes a big deal about it. When two girls hold hands as friends, no one thinks anything. But when two guys that are friends hold hands …. When a girl says “Suck My Dick”… If a guy says “Eat My Pussy”… When a girl calls her friend her “wifey” … If a guy calls his friend...
Alley Cat →
Anonymous asked: How's life? :)
DAVD GUETTA AND DEADMAU5 ON THE GRAMMYS
taylor swift is the only country i can stand
horns + chris brown = eargasm
prettylittlemisfits asked: hey sexy.
cant stop listening to ska musiccccccc. why is it so good?
i wish i was a jazz drummer. because they are the FUCKING BEST MUSICIANS EVER
I’ve been inspired by a certain someone to write a spanish poem. here goes. estoy aqui en mi silla, siempre pensando, pensando de que mi vida ideal, siempre acurrucando. has riendo a mi porque no se puedo rodar mi r’s pero voy a reir a ti cuando hablas con errores. a little making fun of him. but thats ok :)
Apparently blogging helps you do better on the SAT essay section. because my life will revolve around the SAT until march 10, ill be blogging more :D. lets hope ill keep it up after the test